Merch

Bella+Canvas 3001 in black — the soft one, not the cardboard one. 100% airlume combed, ring-spun cotton with a unisex retail fit that runs true to size; size up if you want it slouchy. The artwork is printed directly into the fabric (DTG), so there's no thick plasticky patch that cracks in the wash — it fades in slowly like a favorite concert tee. Machine wash cold, inside out, tumble dry low. Printed and shipped when you order; nothing sits in a warehouse.

Gildan 18500 heavy-blend pullover in black — 50/50 cotton-poly fleece, pill-resistant, with a double-lined hood, matching drawcord, and a front kangaroo pocket big enough for your hands, your phone, and your unresolved issues. Classic fit, true to size; size up for blanket mode. Artwork is DTG-printed on the chest. Machine wash cold, inside out, tumble dry low. This is the hoodie you will fight your ex for — buy them their own.

A roomy natural-canvas tote with long handles that actually go over your shoulder — 100% cotton sheeting, printed on one side. Fits two journals, a water bottle, a laptop, and the grocery run you forgot you needed. About 15" × 16" with a flat bottom. Spot clean or gentle hand wash; canvas lives longer if you don't machine-dry it. One size, holds approximately one personality.

Kiss-cut vinyl sticker, 3" × 3", with a satin finish that shrugs off scratches, water, and sunlight. Kiss-cut means the sticker peels cleanly off the backing — only the design lifts, no awkward white square. Dishwasher-safe, laptop-safe, journal-cover-safe, forehead-safe if that's where your day is at. One size, zero commitment issues.

Bella+Canvas 3001 in black — the soft one, not the cardboard one. 100% airlume combed, ring-spun cotton with a unisex retail fit that runs true to size; size up if you want it slouchy. The artwork is printed directly into the fabric (DTG), so there's no thick plasticky patch that cracks in the wash — it fades in slowly like a favorite concert tee. Machine wash cold, inside out, tumble dry low. Printed and shipped when you order; nothing sits in a warehouse.

Gildan 18500 heavy-blend pullover in black — 50/50 cotton-poly fleece, pill-resistant, with a double-lined hood, matching drawcord, and a front kangaroo pocket big enough for your hands, your phone, and your unresolved issues. Classic fit, true to size; size up for blanket mode. Artwork is DTG-printed on the chest. Machine wash cold, inside out, tumble dry low. This is the hoodie you will fight your ex for — buy them their own.

A roomy natural-canvas tote with long handles that actually go over your shoulder — 100% cotton sheeting, printed on one side. Fits two journals, a water bottle, a laptop, and the grocery run you forgot you needed. About 15" × 16" with a flat bottom. Spot clean or gentle hand wash; canvas lives longer if you don't machine-dry it. One size, holds approximately one personality.

Kiss-cut vinyl sticker, 3" × 3", with a satin finish that shrugs off scratches, water, and sunlight. Kiss-cut means the sticker peels cleanly off the backing — only the design lifts, no awkward white square. Dishwasher-safe, laptop-safe, journal-cover-safe, forehead-safe if that's where your day is at. One size, zero commitment issues.

Bella+Canvas 3001 in black — the soft one, not the cardboard one. 100% airlume combed, ring-spun cotton with a unisex retail fit that runs true to size; size up if you want it slouchy. The artwork is printed directly into the fabric (DTG), so there's no thick plasticky patch that cracks in the wash — it fades in slowly like a favorite concert tee. Machine wash cold, inside out, tumble dry low. Printed and shipped when you order; nothing sits in a warehouse.

Gildan 18500 heavy-blend pullover in black — 50/50 cotton-poly fleece, pill-resistant, with a double-lined hood, matching drawcord, and a front kangaroo pocket big enough for your hands, your phone, and your unresolved issues. Classic fit, true to size; size up for blanket mode. Artwork is DTG-printed on the chest. Machine wash cold, inside out, tumble dry low. This is the hoodie you will fight your ex for — buy them their own.

A roomy natural-canvas tote with long handles that actually go over your shoulder — 100% cotton sheeting, printed on one side. Fits two journals, a water bottle, a laptop, and the grocery run you forgot you needed. About 15" × 16" with a flat bottom. Spot clean or gentle hand wash; canvas lives longer if you don't machine-dry it. One size, holds approximately one personality.

Kiss-cut vinyl sticker, 3" × 3", with a satin finish that shrugs off scratches, water, and sunlight. Kiss-cut means the sticker peels cleanly off the backing — only the design lifts, no awkward white square. Dishwasher-safe, laptop-safe, journal-cover-safe, forehead-safe if that's where your day is at. One size, zero commitment issues.

Bella+Canvas 3001 in black — the soft one, not the cardboard one. 100% airlume combed, ring-spun cotton with a unisex retail fit that runs true to size; size up if you want it slouchy. The artwork is printed directly into the fabric (DTG), so there's no thick plasticky patch that cracks in the wash — it fades in slowly like a favorite concert tee. Machine wash cold, inside out, tumble dry low. Printed and shipped when you order; nothing sits in a warehouse.

Gildan 18500 heavy-blend pullover in black — 50/50 cotton-poly fleece, pill-resistant, with a double-lined hood, matching drawcord, and a front kangaroo pocket big enough for your hands, your phone, and your unresolved issues. Classic fit, true to size; size up for blanket mode. Artwork is DTG-printed on the chest. Machine wash cold, inside out, tumble dry low. This is the hoodie you will fight your ex for — buy them their own.

A roomy natural-canvas tote with long handles that actually go over your shoulder — 100% cotton sheeting, printed on one side. Fits two journals, a water bottle, a laptop, and the grocery run you forgot you needed. About 15" × 16" with a flat bottom. Spot clean or gentle hand wash; canvas lives longer if you don't machine-dry it. One size, holds approximately one personality.

Kiss-cut vinyl sticker, 3" × 3", with a satin finish that shrugs off scratches, water, and sunlight. Kiss-cut means the sticker peels cleanly off the backing — only the design lifts, no awkward white square. Dishwasher-safe, laptop-safe, journal-cover-safe, forehead-safe if that's where your day is at. One size, zero commitment issues.