
26 pages · Instant PDF download · US Letter or A4 · Ink-light print version · Matching 12-month calendar included
'Pacifically... Wrong!
A joyfully petty logbook for every 'pacifically', 'irregardless' and 'for all intensive purposes' you hear in the wild. Written with love. Mostly.
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Paperback, printed and shipped to your door. Shipping included, and you still get the instant download while it's on its way.
$25.00
Printed copies ship to the US, Canada, UK, Ireland, Australia, New Zealand and much of Europe. Allow 7–14 days.
What's inside
- The misspoken log: what they said, what they meant, who said it
- Hall of fame pages for repeat offenders
- Overheard pages for the sentences too good to paraphrase
- Monthly tally so you can crown a champion
This is for you if
- You have a favorite mispronunciation and a straight face
- Your family provides a steady supply of material
- You want a journal that's purely for the fun of it
A reflection and organization tool. It does not diagnose, treat, or cure any condition, and it is not medical or legal advice.
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